You work out of a Hotel?
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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