I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
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