This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
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