Old men and throwing up are my life now.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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