But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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