wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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