I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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