Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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