I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
