i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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