Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
Come on in and take your pants off
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