omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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