its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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