When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
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