Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
i want to swaddle you in tequila
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
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