break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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