Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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