Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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