I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
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