Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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