i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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