I can tuck mytits in my pants
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
NoShamevember. You game?
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
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