I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
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