im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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