he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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