Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I lost the right to judge tonight
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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