how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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