Christians are straight up FREAKS
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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