Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
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