and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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