I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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