everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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