youre lurking in front of me
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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