Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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