Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
We need to get me chipped asap
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
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