the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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