margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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