Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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