you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
you're hired as official boob wrangler
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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