he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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