I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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