Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
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