some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
Send help, water and tortillas.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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