What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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