The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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