I want to stick my p in your. b.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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