two words: eviction party
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Randomize
