dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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