Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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