You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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