i just sent this text using only my big toe
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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