Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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