Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
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